What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 18:09

Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
How do I become a Buddhist, and can someone explain Buddhism to me?
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?